How to Get An FWB (Or More)

So I see that some guys are very clueless about how to get FWB. One of my colleagues at work have complained about this to me not long ago and I remember that several friends have mentioned such problem as well and that kind of baffles me. I've never found any difficulties in getting one probably because I am a girl, but that's not the issue. My FWBs don't, either, and from my observations on them I think I can share some tips for you guys on how to get this specific kind of friend.

1. FWB stands for FRIENDS With Benefits. You see, before stepping on the benefit-thingy you have to be friends first. If you can't grasp this very basic concept of FWB, then you might want to get yourself a hooker.

2. Talk about interesting topics. Go to theatres or grab some coffee/beer. Build the chemistry. Do things that you'd do with your friends.

3. Clearly state that you want sex, but never force it. If the girl wants to have sex with you as well, she will. If she doesn't, then don't grieve over it, find another one.

4. Say that everything goes smooth and you've finally got what you want. What's more? Keep maintaining your friendship, mate, no matter how the sex is. One key to be a gentleman is you don't shag anyone just to disappear on the next day.

5. Above all things, don't do anything which has high probability to be mistaken for romance if you don't want one. Be friendly, not romantic.

Hope this'll help! :))